Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Vast Left Wing conspiracy at the Grocery store

So I have uncovered a conspiracy designed to annoy and frustrate us good citizens. It appears that the left wing has researched and discovered products widely used by my family. They in turn destroy the supply channel for these products thus making me waste my valuable time going from store to store trying to find them.
Products affected are:
Aveno Shave Gel
Oatmeal Breakfast cookies (chocolate chip- however ALL flavors have been effected)

It is a strange occurrence but I have gone to multiple stores (of different types) and they are out of the exact same products. At the exact same time. So either it is just as I said above or some crazy distribution channel problem at the manufacturer. The cookies and the gel are two different manufacturers so I am guessing it is a distributor problem. Alas I am not an expert in grocery store supply chain so I must simply guess that this is a vast conspiracy against me and my family. I will keep the world updated on the war in the grocery store (hey that rhymes).

2 comments:

  1. Shave Gel??? ROTFLMFAO!!! real men dry shave...I do :)

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  2. Holy crap- Dry shave? Well I have moved on to a cream instead of gel. BTW- the gel just turned into normal shaving cream when you rubbed it into the face. Part of me just liked seeing the science in my early morning shower....

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